in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
2007-09-15 21:48:59 · 5 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha. nyth 1 ther mithta. she said her python dosent giv a ****
2007-09-15 22:02:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 06:43:24 · answer #2 · answered by simpkins 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good 9/10
2007-09-15 22:41:10 · answer #3 · answered by PC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-16 01:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-09-15 21:55:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋