A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bull$-h-i-t-ing me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
2007-09-15 21:06:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow. you are on. heee heee heee heee heee heee. i almost fell for this one. woooooooooo.
2007-09-16 02:13:30 · answer #1 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that was excellent 10/10
2007-09-16 05:50:31 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You did a little repair job on the one abt a candidate for a job interview , methinks ?
Anyway , you have good imagination .
Is this what all men dream about ? hmmm....interesting !
2007-09-23 09:54:48 · answer #3 · answered by yjnt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No sh it, a job like that opens and the welfare worker wouldn't be working there!
2007-09-18 07:47:41 · answer #4 · answered by April J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-09-16 05:05:42 · answer #5 · answered by jan c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY ! 2 points
2007-09-21 16:09:18 · answer #6 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, let's keep the jokes rolling!!
2007-09-16 14:37:09 · answer #7 · answered by orangesforme2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it! It was lol!
Who here agrees?
(Everybody yells I do)
Tootles
2007-09-16 12:21:34 · answer #8 · answered by ღαlyȿȿαღ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha good 1
2007-09-22 16:04:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhaa...funnee, but a lot of truth there,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hahahahahahaha xo
2007-09-16 17:54:44 · answer #10 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋