While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said,
"Master, may I grant you one wish?"
Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you." The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. His p e n i s was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
2007-09-15 20:50:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha..........serves him right.LOL good 1 x
2007-09-16 10:52:46 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, you absolutely deserve a star for this one!
Not only is this one funny... But if I'm ever fortunate enough to release a genie from her glass prison...I think one of MY wishes will be to make your joke a reality!
Thanks for sharing this! Enjoy the sparkle of your star!
2007-09-16 07:02:06 · answer #2 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tsk tsk serves him right 8/10
2007-09-15 23:01:21 · answer #3 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-09-15 22:51:16 · answer #4 · answered by Busan-man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol RTTTBIPMS (Running to the toilet before i piss myself)
good job
2007-09-15 21:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ROFL!
Great joke! Thanks for sharing.
DE
2007-09-16 07:06:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋