joke ..who was the fastest.... ..Everything I need to know about life,I learned from Noah's Ark?

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>One : Don't miss the boat.
>Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.
>Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
>Four : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do
>something really big.
>Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be
>done.
>Six : Build your future on high ground.
>Seven : For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
>Eight : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the
>cheetahs.
>Nine : When you're stressed, float a while.
>Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
>professionals.
>
>Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a
>rainbow waiting...Pass this along and make someone else smile, too.

Answer 1

This is totally neat. Thanks!

Answer 2

Very true 9/10

Answer 3

thank you conan they were good :)