It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon.
All the children were invited to come forward.
One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down,
the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?".
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone,
"Yes, and my Mom says it's a ***** to iron.".
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him,
"How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well,
I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until
St. Peter says, "For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'
2007-09-15 19:22:04 · 5 answers · asked by bee 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha hee!
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2007-09-15 19:27:47 · answer #1 · answered by Amy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
Here's one you probably know: 65 roses
2007-09-15 19:26:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-09-15 19:29:06 · answer #3 · answered by k i w i ♥182 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-09-15 19:27:33 · answer #4 · answered by Laz♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too cute.............. lol
2007-09-15 19:28:52 · answer #5 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋