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I answered a question recently about my belief in God. We always ask God for things, I just want to know if anyone ever asked the Devil. You know like "Satan please let me get this job." something like that

2007-09-15 18:45:56 · 8 answers · asked by tony h 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I've known people who have. Unfortunately, Satan requires your soul first. Then again, God supposedly wants you to give Him your undying allegiance...isn't that kinda the same thing?

2007-09-15 18:59:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When I was younger, I repeated the phrase "I'd sell my soul to the devil for..." and then asked for something or made a "wish." I did this every day for a month.
Guess what? No one showed up with a contract, to be signed in blood or anything else. The religionists are fond of telling us to "Be careful of calling on spirits," but by the end of the experiment I was pretty much convinced it was all a large load of horse manure. I still think so.

2007-09-15 18:58:23 · answer #2 · answered by link955 7 · 0 0

Yeah, quite awhile ago...

He didn't answer either...

Realized something, if you try to sell your soul, he won't bother with a purchase, after all, by the rules of that religions game, if you're making the offer, it's already his, so he doesn't need to do anything...but I do *so* enjoy that games sins...

Gave up Satanism for Sorcery, just cutting out the middle man.

2007-09-15 18:59:03 · answer #3 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 0 0

Just Republicans.

2007-09-15 19:07:18 · answer #4 · answered by Ranto 7 · 0 0

I did ask the devil for my horns back, but he won't return them, he is so evil.

2007-09-15 18:57:35 · answer #5 · answered by doc 6 · 0 0

ive never asked the devil anything, but demanded him to leave me alone.

2007-09-15 18:55:08 · answer #6 · answered by warrior*in*the*making 5 · 0 0

hahahah! Thats actually sorta funny, though i dont know if its meant to be a joke. hahah!

"Satan, thank you for getting me through this week..."

2007-09-15 18:55:57 · answer #7 · answered by Menon R 4 · 0 0

Yep! it didn't work either

2007-09-15 18:54:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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