2007-09-15 18:42:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((Menon R)))
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2007-09-15 18:51:05 · update #1
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2007-09-15 18:51:56 · update #2
Reportbot doesn't really report people, Lady Morgana. S/he's just lampooning the report monkeys.
(((Lady M)))
2007-09-16 07:24:28 · update #3
Do you remember who Jesus railed against?
He was the liberal of his time, and the Pharisees and Sadducees were the conservatives who took things literally. He spoke out against thess groups. The modern equivalents are the Republicans and Conservatives who condemn everyone, just as did the Pharisees and Saducees in Jesus' time.
2007-09-15 18:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by Deirdre H 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Who the hell is that Reportbot and is he/she/it really reporting people for nothing? I hope not, I would hate to have to rip his/her/its little wires out through his/her/its nose or other tender orifice.
About the liberals, you can tell when a liberal has crossed over the line and is too liberal for any place but hell. Some tips:
does the liberal wear sandals a lot?
does the liberal hug trees?
does the liberal have a liberal arts degree?
does the liberal oppose the war?
does the liberal teach English literature and not sound stuffy?
is the liberal from (gasp) Berkeley CA?
Answering yes to any of these questions and the liberal is at risk, 2 and the liberal is teetering on the edge, 3 and the liberal is doomed and can only be saved if he or she immediately subscribes to National Review and kisses Buckley's sagging a**, and answering yes to 4 of 5 and the liberal is on the way to hell, and not even voting for George Bush or some reasonable facsimile of him can prevent the person from roasting weenies for eternity.
So liberals, beware!
(((hugs!)))
Lady M
PS who is Reportbot, a nice person who is making funny? If so, please disregard my idea about ripping any wires out through tender orifices.
2007-09-16 01:59:30 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Aren't there different sections depending on how really, really liberal you are? I thought we all went to hell anyway and it was just an argument over who gets the honeymoon suite in Satan's Maison De Luxe.
2007-09-16 01:45:58 · answer #3 · answered by chris m 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Only the True Liberals will go to hell.
2007-09-16 01:54:01 · answer #4 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell would be a fun imaginary place. Heaven the imaginary place, would be like a strict HOA, al the uptight types would want to make rules and restrict others.
2007-09-16 01:47:15 · answer #5 · answered by bryanccfshr 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I've always thought that if Jesus was a compasionate as he is portrayed then he would be ministering to the souls in hell. The souls in heaven wouldn't need him. Sounds like the right thing to do.
2007-09-16 01:47:34 · answer #6 · answered by San Diego Art Nut 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
What about William Hanna and Joseph Barbera?
2007-09-16 02:09:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a way, we are ALL liberals. There's just no way that we can be as conservative as people from two thousand years ago. So yes, we are all going to end up in hell.
2007-09-16 02:03:51 · answer #8 · answered by mouse 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes all liberals go to hell, and all atheists go to hell, and, if you're a liberal AND atheist, you're really in trouble!
2007-09-16 01:48:05 · answer #9 · answered by Petrushka's Ghost 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No No No You got it all wrong All liberals go to heaven.Man are the Conservatives going to be surprised
2007-09-16 01:55:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋