A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
2007-09-15 18:19:15 · 12 answers · asked by Don, '80's Connoisseur 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
No wait.....still funny...
ha ha ha ha ha
2007-09-15 18:25:01 · answer #1 · answered by Ask Me I Know!! 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bunny Rabbit Jokes
2016-12-17 18:55:14 · answer #2 · answered by pisa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whhoo weally dus?
2007-09-15 18:22:26 · answer #3 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's pretty funny. A good one.
2007-09-15 18:22:50 · answer #4 · answered by Henry B 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OMG! My mouth just dropped open. That's just mean. LOL
2007-09-15 18:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by tai_aka_tamariana 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OOh, a thly thilly one woo are.
2007-09-15 18:24:46 · answer #6 · answered by elysian fields 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i heard it, but she said, " i don't fink my pet python gives a phuck"
2007-09-15 19:26:26 · answer #7 · answered by Amy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny
2007-09-15 18:45:16 · answer #8 · answered by valysue 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice i like it
2007-09-15 18:27:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
hehe too cute...u get a star!
2007-09-15 18:24:58 · answer #10 · answered by AMY 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
rotflol
2007-09-15 18:23:15 · answer #11 · answered by Keit a 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋