am i wrong?

Question

to chin mormon's who try to peddle their fairytales on my doorstep?

also,
i've got a jw in my coal shed...she's been there since 1982, should i let her out now?

Answer 1

your whip up on little righteous little morman boys? that is a crying shame son, they do nobody any harm. they are always polite. mind you i ain't no morman and i don't believe in their religion but the are a lot like quakers and mennonites and the amish. they don't hurt anybody and are all hard-working people. you know son, there is always somebody around the corner that might take a dislike to you and give you a good thumping if you always acting "bad to the bone." hell, i know plenty good boys live near me that would sho' nuff give you a tumble in a all-out brawl. you should not be rude to the mormans or anybody else for that matter.

hope you ain't one of those jesus haters.

Answer 2

you dont have to chin them but you could promise to buy all their crap i mean books but you have no money on you at the minute could they call back next week, off course when they call dont answer the door. btw i had a JW tell me masturbation was evil and people who do it are evil if that was the case i'd be two rungs below satan. suprising to me a lot of male JW have a very strong handshake, talk about not practising what you preach. and yes let the poor JW out shes probably cleaned your coal of its filth and no good for burning now! the coal not the JW

Answer 3

I think violence would probably be taking things abit far - just tell them to go away in whatever words you feel necessary! The lady in your shed I wouldn't worry about too much because she's probably died of boredom or starvation, or gone totally insane. Might be a good idea to check on her though - being that the body might cause you a few problems when you get the coal delivery!

Answer 4

I don't understand the term "chin" .. but I usually just pull my pentacle out and say, I've found my faith ... thank you, then close the door.

I have to admit though that many many years ago, I got tired of the JW's leaving their magazine on my doorstep, and it would be blown around my yard and the street by the time I got home. I successfully filed a claim for littering against them :)

Answer 5

I was one of those kids who knocked doors for a couple of years about 20 years ago. I did it in Scotland and for those two years, I bet I got let in 10 people's doors. One time a kind lady let us in to warm up because we were so cold. She asked us not to talk about our religion if we came in and we respected that. We just talked about her family. I am grateful for her kindness to me that day.

Most people were rude, unkind or just scared. You don't have to let anyone in that you don't want to. As for the fairy tales, I would ask you to find out more about what people say and not go on living in ignorance. You might be enlightened? That part is your choice, but it is always best to be nice. We are all just people.

I would be nice to you. . .

Answer 6

Be polite to Mormon's. They are respectful. Save your chinning for the Jehovah Witnesses and fundamentalist Baptists.

Answer 7

I just tell them politely,as I do here,I'm sorry,but I don't believe as you do,,,but thank-you for caring,and have a great day! And I'm NOT rude and tell them they are peddling fairytales...

Answer 8

what does it mean 'to chin'?
I have not had a Mormon come to my door in the last 6 years.

Although, I do have great respect for any group that has such strong faith in what they believe, to be able to motivate the members to go door to door.

Answer 9

First, make sure they are from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons). If not, they are most likely JWs.

Mormons will go away if asked... JayDubs keep coming back.

Answer 10

Just thank them for caring, but you already have a 'fairy tale' they like the rest of us are only trying to do a job.