There's these dudes who went to heaven. St. Peter said, "We are crowded, so we only accept those with horrible deaths." They say okay. The first says, "I went home and thought my wife had an affair. I look everywhere, but I see noone. Then I go outside and there is a dude hanging out my balcony. I start hammering on his hand but he hangs on. Then use a jack hammer and he falls into bushes! I take the fridge and throw it down. Then I die of a heart attack." St Peter says, "Come on in brother!"
The second guy says," I was working out and fell out the the window. I hang onto the balcony and some1 comes out. I thought i was saved, but he started hammering on my hands. I fell into bushes, and thought i was safe, but down comes a fridge and here i am. St Peter says, "Come in, brother."
third guys says, "Picture this. Im naked in a refridgerater..."
2007-09-15 15:51:29 · 39 answers · asked by Creepy Man2 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay, I laughed, can I have my 2 pts now?
2007-09-15 15:53:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
I got a question. Guy #2 was working right? He had nothing to do with the woman. But doesn't that mean the guy in the fridge was cheating with Guy #1's girlfriend?
2007-09-15 16:01:06 · answer #2 · answered by ernesto1196011 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The punch line totally sucked. But the other two stories were hilarious.
2007-09-15 15:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by Iczer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that is a really funny joke never heard of it before
i will tell that again
2007-09-15 15:56:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I, and that i emphasize, "I" theory it grew to become into humorous!! I dont drink tequila, dont wrestle with 'gators, and that i DONT make subject concerns real with diverse woman! yet I do drink!! Oh, yeah, I also have a feeling of humor, too!!!
2016-10-20 01:10:42 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres some yo mama jokes.....
Yo mamma so fat, when she turns her around, people give her a welcome back party.
Yo mamma so fat, she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"
Yo mamma so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mamma so fat, when she walks around in Texas, she strikes oil.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said let there be light, he told her to move her fat ole *** out of the way.
Yo mamma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mamma so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mamma so fat, she gets on a scale, and it says "One at a time please."
Yo mamma so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo mamma so fat, she layed on the beach, and people ran around yelling, "Free Willy!"
Yo mamma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell, "Taxi!"
Yo mamma so fat, she fell and made the Grand Canyon.
Yo mamma so fat, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mamma so fat, she stands in two time zones.
Yo mamma so fat, she got hit by the bus and said, "Who threw that rock?!"
Yo mamma so fat, she uses the highway as a Slip n' Slide.
Yo mamma so fat, she went on a date in high heels and came back in sandals.
Yo mamma so fat, her waist size is bigger than her IQ.
Yo mamma so fat, her senior pictures were in aerial view.
Yo mamma so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mamma so stupid, when she saw 'NC-17 (under 17 not admitted)', she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mamma so stupid, she put lipstick on her head to make-up her mind.
Yo mamma so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphebetical order.
Yo mamma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mamma so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money.
Yo mamma so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Yo mamma so stupid, she asks you, "What's the number for 911?"
Yo mamma so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mamma so stupid, she went to take the 44 bus, but took the 22 bus twice instead.
Yo mamma so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
2007-09-15 16:06:56 · answer #6 · answered by dj chris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who would be naked in a refrigerator? im trying to think of just ANY reason why they would be in there. and that wasn't funny anyway. where would he get a jackhammer? geesh.
2007-09-15 15:57:59 · answer #7 · answered by Claudia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. A star from me.
2007-09-18 17:41:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL tha tis soo old but soo funny
2007-09-15 15:57:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That took me a second to figure out...
But it was funny
2007-09-15 15:58:39 · answer #10 · answered by megcapri1107 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋