A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate and thematic funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the coffin during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the coffin rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral… I’m a gynaecologist.”
Hearing this, the proctologist fainted.
Psst, in case u didn’t know, a proctologist treats diseases and disorders of the an*s.
2007-09-15 15:01:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant lol
2007-09-15 20:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-26 12:30:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
I want to be a Gynaecologist, lol can you imagine the funeral.!!!
Excellent joke Chris.!!!
10/10 mate.!!!
2007-09-15 20:11:42 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-15 15:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooohh man! I actually got that joke! Lol... i would have fainted too, but would have changed profession ASAP ;P Lol
2007-09-15 15:55:40 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So does this funeral joke explain why you are greyed out???? Only joking. ha
2007-09-15 20:18:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-15 23:28:52 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha star for you.
2007-09-15 21:52:04 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋