Just a week ago I was a soft, cuddly, cookie-tossing little blue monster but now things have gotten bloody. I had another account deleted entirely (e-mail, blogs, etc.) because some people actually push that report button until you're gone. It's not the IP address, because those change often (I often purposely change them to keep the trolls at bay), so multiple accounts is out. In the nearly 3 weeks I had the account I said nothing to insult anyone and, except for Vegemite questions, didn't violate any community guidelines. So this means some people are actually so bored with themselves they just keep pressing that report button over and over.
And so I had to eat their arms. I am so upset it's come to this, but the ulnas are delicious. I need to regain the strength to toss cookies again. The unfairness has rendered me fanged & mean. Is there anything I can do? What would you do? No, no, appealing to Yahoo doesn't help. Would you become a limb-eater too?
Wanna bite? *Beams at you*
2007-09-15 13:32:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*Kisses you all* I hope you don't have diseases.
Persephone? I love you.
2007-09-15 13:52:02 · update #1
*Marries Jack B.* That sounds BRILLIANT! Could you? Could you REALLY? I simply ADORE effigys!
2007-09-15 14:04:45 · update #2
NO-OOO-OOO George! I ain't full! Look - the thing's here almost in its entirety! It was just the great fleshy rip that I really needed the teeth for but the rest only has a few bites. And I am STARVING!
(((Princess))) I want it! Send it over!
2007-09-15 16:25:20 · update #3
((((((((Uncle Wayne)))))) Yay! Will Mr. Rogers be there too?
That may be the sweetest answer I've ever read.
2007-09-15 17:23:02 · update #4
Ah, my lovely, I'm a vegetarian, so cannibalism is out for me, but I am rather good at sculpting marzipan, so perhaps I can make sure you have a larder well-stocked with marzipan arms for you to dine on. If you like, this almond-paste confection can be sculpted to whatever form you wish; perhaps you could eat your enemies in effigy, as it were. If you like, I can even decorate them to be appropriately bloody, so as to assure a sweet, gory treat for my love! ;)
(((((THRICE)))))
2007-09-15 14:01:16 · answer #1 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Ah, Cookie, your trials and tribulations have rallied around you stout friends. It is a pity that you lost your blog as well as your account. I would hate to ever loose my stuff on my blog or my mailbox. I keep some mail for sentimental purposes whenever I need my ego stroked. I don't think I can eat a raw arm, or even a bar-b-q'd one, but I will cast a curse if you want, at the person who continually does this to you. However, just to let you know, some curses are so powerful, the entire net might go down.
2007-09-16 02:34:23 · answer #2 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just took a batch of M&M cookies out of the oven, have a gallon of ice cold milk, and was intending to have you over, but you are probably full from all that arm eating,
OH well more for me.
good to see you back.
maybe next time, the next batch is peanut butter, chocolate chip.
2007-09-15 21:06:26 · answer #3 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well, jeeze no. I haven't been reported, had any stalkers, or anything. I feel left out. DON'T get any ideas.
So I have never had to eat anybodies arms off.
Here I made you a cookie
*looks sad*
But I eated it, again
2007-09-16 17:53:04 · answer #4 · answered by Freq, Grandparent of Y!A 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I had one of my accounts deleted too, and I didn't ask anything offensive either. It just sucks that you have to build up your points again so you can get past the question and answer quotas. Nothing sucks more than having a comment and not being able to post it, eh?
2007-09-15 21:10:41 · answer #5 · answered by dreamer - VT-AM 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I actually got a reply about why my account will not be re-instated, first it was the question in question, you know which one I'm talking about, but, also the question "is murder a sin?"
very, very odd folks creeping about in the ether world here. So, I used up two of my forty just to get back in today. don't worry, it's only points, can't spend them.
2007-09-15 20:41:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
I'll pass on limbs as I try to keep meat-eating (other than fish) to a minimum; but I will bring the potato salad...
2007-09-15 20:42:04 · answer #7 · answered by genaddt 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I had 8 violatins in a day and I knew who the troll was.. if I could have done that, I wouldn't have eaten it but I would have sent you his arm so you can eat it :P
JK JK... that sounds tooo bloody ^_^
2007-09-15 20:43:01 · answer #8 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 8⤊ 0⤋
No, not yet, but I have only been here a few months, but give it time, but there is one person who is blocking Catholics from answering his/hers questions
2007-09-15 20:55:17 · answer #9 · answered by TigerLily 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
"The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his (or her) hand." Starship Troopers. Good movie. Applies here very well.
2007-09-16 02:02:18 · answer #10 · answered by writersblock73 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋