2007-09-15 13:22:07 · 37 answers · asked by NONAME 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
a chariot of fire of course ...
2007-09-15 13:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
If God wants to drive He will drive any thing He likes,except Satan's ride, satan does not have a license.
2007-09-15 13:32:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Space shuttle armed with plague missiles. And god flies upside down of Satan's car and his big gulp falls out of his extra large cup holder and spills all over Satan's armani suit. Satan yells:"watch where you're going ***%^^!". So god gets pissed and flocks his targeting reticule on satans exaust heat. BOOM he sends a frog plague on satans cool car. So satan presses a red button next to his left window. CRASH all these skelletons fall out of his trunk and start hitting gods windshield. god swerves and hits a tree. SUSPENSE!
satan slows and stops his lambourghini and gets out. he pulls a gun with a silencer from his suit and says:"hasta la vista old man!". By that time god got out of the space shuttle and lifts his hands in defeat. but satan doesnt notice a small remote control wristwatch that god is wearing. God presses a button and suddenly the trap is sprung and satan is dangling tree feet off the ground.
God calls over some children and gives them sticks with which they beat satan like a pinata. satan says:"I will have your souls miserable little maggots!", but cant do anything cuz hes tied down. god laughs:"HA HA HA! WAY TO GO MY CHILDREN!"
2007-09-15 13:47:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No no, you've all got it wrong.. ( hi, it's me ) He would want luxury,class, and substance... i mean think how long he's had to start a savings plan and a 401k and he's GOD who's to say when he can retire and spend it? So it stands to reason that IF HE EXISITED, he would naturally drive a Bentley Continental. OR a Bentley Super 8.
2007-09-15 13:34:37 · answer #4 · answered by r4_dragon_bartender 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't. He sits in the back of the Lamborghini and gives directions.
2007-09-15 13:39:32 · answer #5 · answered by Moshe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Pope-mobile
Duh
2007-09-15 13:29:03 · answer #6 · answered by cjcourt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well since Jesus asked us to humble down and give our cloak to the needy i'm guessing God would drive something like a hybrid or a 80s volvo. You know, a practicle car.
2007-09-15 13:27:54 · answer #7 · answered by JellyCat 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A Dodge. Because we read that He drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
The Apostles had a Honda, because I also remember reading that at one time they were all in one Accord.
2007-09-16 13:33:00 · answer #8 · answered by celebduath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God probably drives a Prius
2007-09-15 13:28:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
God would drive a hybrid. Hybrid that actually generated energy.
2007-09-17 04:34:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Specialized dura ace equipped, s- works, carbon fiber,
TARMAC
Cause if God would of wanted us to drive, he wouldnt of made bikes
2007-09-15 20:31:46 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋