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See, if it weren't for Christianity, we would all be sipping Vanilla Vodka at Kiki's house, not worrying about global warming.

2007-09-15 12:50:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

14 answers

A Hell of alot of forests.
Sad isn't it?
I want some Vanilla Vodka now since I'm part Russian.

2007-09-15 20:39:34 · answer #1 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1 0

Probably a lot of them. Are you insinuating that religion is the cause of global warming? All those trees + all that hot air?

And I like vanilla vodka, but the black cherry stuff is really good too! Good mixed with coke (the beverage, not the powder), also good in a white russian. Yum!

2007-09-15 20:12:51 · answer #2 · answered by since you asked 6 · 0 2

It's OK.

God can make more trees, and he can also fix the imaginary problem of global warming.

He fixed the imaginary problem of global cooling, only about 40 years ago.

Make up your mind already!

2007-09-15 22:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Wow!

You won

Worst question ever!!!

Yeah! the Bibles, thats what caused global warming

Nothing to do with everybody who drives a car (me included) burning gasoline and releasing the poluents in the atmosphere (or only Christians do that too?)

Paz de Cristo

2007-09-15 20:09:45 · answer #4 · answered by Emiliano M. 6 · 1 3

Good one! I was wondering what was responsible for global warming. Considering the number of Bibles my mother alone had, I think you may be on to something.

2007-09-15 20:01:40 · answer #5 · answered by Dawn 5 · 3 2

Considering it is the best selling book of all time, a lot, and a lot more will go before it over. TIMBER

2007-09-15 19:58:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Kiki is a slutt and vanilla vodka is for pusssies

2007-09-15 20:17:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 5

It probably uses up as much paper as those atheist/pagan books you read!

Don't mess with my Jesus

2007-09-15 20:11:47 · answer #8 · answered by Kat 5 · 1 2

I think they make them from recycled toilet paper.

That is why the pages are so fragile.

2007-09-15 20:07:20 · answer #9 · answered by NONAME 4 · 3 1

That's a good fecking point

2007-09-15 20:19:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

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