A girl got pregnant and had a baby, she told the doctor her mother would kill her if she found out, so he secretly agreed to giver her baby to another woman, but there weren't any other women who liked like her in the hospital at the time. The doctor had an idea, when Michael Jackson was in the hospital for his 50th nose job, he had an attack of appendictis and stayed over The doctor went to Michael's room. He said "Mr. Jackson, I don't know how to say this but it wasn't a burst appendix you had, you gave birth to a baby while you were here. He gave the baby to Michael. A few years later Michael's son "Towel" asked Michael if he was really his father. Michael said "I can't lie to you Towel, I'm not your father, I'm your mother" Towel said "Well who is my father then?" Michael said "How the hell should I know? You think I got eyes in the back of my head?"
2007-09-15 12:40:19 · 13 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl that tff thx for the laugh
2007-09-15 12:47:14 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2007-09-15 20:24:18 · answer #2 · answered by nand 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-15 21:15:14 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny, try telling hellen keller jokes instead, atleast she really is blind, deaf, and mute.
â¥We Love You MJâ¥
2007-09-16 04:21:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't quit your day job!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2007-09-15 20:02:11 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
That funny, lol
2007-09-15 20:00:39 · answer #6 · answered by Stephanie S 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
BECAUSE I SAW THE HEADING I DIDNT WORRY TO READ THE REST CAUSE I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE BAD !!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-16 11:35:36 · answer #7 · answered by *Stranger in Jamaica* 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes i get it
2007-09-15 19:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
eww..but you made me lol..cute story.
2007-09-15 19:54:37 · answer #9 · answered by -ME- 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hee hee. that's cute.
2007-09-15 19:44:38 · answer #10 · answered by pamela68 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋