Bert and Doris met when they both went to live in a retirement home. They got on very well and each evening, after their meal, they would, wheel themselves down to a sheltered spot in the garden.
There they would sit. Bert would undo his trousers and take out his w****y and Doris would then hold it.
This routine went on for months until, one evening, Bert didn't turn up.
Doris was puzzled. She hadn't seen him about all day. She didn't see him for several weeks so she assumed the old boy had 'passed on'.
However, one day she met him in the lounge.
'Bert? I was really worried, I thought you'd 'gone' where have you been these past weeks?'
Bert replied, 'I've met someone else, Doris, and I'm with her now.'
'Another woman?' Doris asks.
Bert nods.
Doris is furious.
'So is she younger than me?
No, she's 10 years older.
Is she prettier than me?
No, she has more wrinkles than you.
Is she rich?
No, she's quite poor.
So what's she got that I haven't?
Parkinsons!
2007-09-15 12:33:15 · 16 answers · asked by Kitty Katty 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good. I thought the punch line was going to be she takes her teeth out.
2007-09-19 09:04:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-09-15 14:25:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehehe. Funny funny!
2007-09-15 12:40:41 · answer #3 · answered by Alecto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad taste but still funny lol
2007-09-15 12:39:22 · answer #4 · answered by Eddie W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol definitely funny!
2007-09-15 12:37:32 · answer #5 · answered by Jellybean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laughed and once again it made me wonder why we laugh at jokes about Parkinson's and other such things. Excellent with an asterisk.
2007-09-15 12:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
michal j fox and mohammed ali have to fend for themselves poor buggers
2007-09-19 07:22:39 · answer #7 · answered by PAUL C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny , well at less each day would be new for you.
2007-09-15 12:45:50 · answer #8 · answered by Stephanie S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.-- This new babe really shook things up.
2007-09-15 13:36:43 · answer #9 · answered by nand 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Great!! lol
2007-09-15 15:58:07 · answer #10 · answered by deleriumbliss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋