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A young blonde, Myklia g goes to an ofice for a job interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. So Myklia "can you tell us your age, please?" Myklia counts carefully on her figers for about 3 secondsbefore repying "Ehh...23!". The interviewer tries anoher straight foreward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height. please?"

Myklia stands up and produces a measring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She check the measurement and announes "five foot three!"

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

Myklia bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Myklia".

2007-09-15 11:52:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage so he asks "just out of curiosity, Myklia, We can understand you counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your age?"

"Ohhh that!" replies Myklia, "Thats just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...''''

2007-09-15 12:01:06 · update #1

20 answers

yay i'm 23 again, or is that all i could add up to?, cheeky

2007-09-15 12:05:11 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 6 0

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.

2007-09-16 06:26:30 · answer #2 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-09-15 21:32:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2 0

I have heard another version of this joke, but i liked this one ebtter. haha, nice job. lmfao

2007-09-16 10:32:24 · answer #4 · answered by Savannah 2 · 0 0

hehehe! not enough fingers and toes for your real age pmsl

have a star

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2007-09-15 20:45:28 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2 0

Another good joke from you Cheers.

2007-09-16 03:23:53 · answer #6 · answered by Black 7 · 1 1

sooo stooopid, yet still made me smile, which possibly makes me stoopid too (humour-wise). I can live with that.

2007-09-15 19:41:15 · answer #7 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 3 0

grate joke pal

2007-09-16 04:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by free the weed 3 · 0 0

Good one,

2007-09-15 19:02:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

the job was prime minister she didn't get it over qualified.

2007-09-15 20:22:03 · answer #10 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 2 0

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