if someone asks if your gay, and your not, what would be a good comeback?

Question

if they ask you if your gay how could you tell them no and a comeback together?

Answer 1

if its a girl you say no but i still wont go out with you

Answer 2

A good comeback insults the other person about their own gayness.
A GREAT comeback insults yourself because this will confuse your opponent.
An AwSoMe comeback will traumatize them for the rest of their life.


A good comeback:
“No for the last time! And even if I was I still wouldn’t let you have your way with me!”


A GREAT comeback:
“No, but my two dads are.”

OR…

“No, I’m straight as a rainbow.”


An AwSoMe comeback:
“Alright, you win.”

[That’s when you unzip your pants, drop them to the floor, and turn around]

Answer 3

I always liked what happened when Mr. Furley let it slip that he was led to believe Jack Tripper was gay on "Three's Company" to Jack's mother....
Mr. Furley: "Don't you know Jack's gay?"
Mrs. Tripper: "Jack always *was* a happy boy!"

I thought that was SO cute! Try that! (but I'd change the line to "Well, I've always BEEN a Happy Person...")

Answer 4

If theyre the same gender as you then just be like "nah so hop off my nuts" haha

Answer 5

Depends on the mood of the asker.

U could answer with this question....
"Is your butt hole sore? If so, then I'm gay"

Answer 6

Im not gay. Just happy. What's your excuse?

Answer 7

Ask "Why, are you trying to hit on me?" if it's the person of the same sex.

Answer 8

comeback? lol your mean, just say no

Answer 9

Um Tell them you aren't and leave it at that

Answer 10

i would say h3LL no i dont swing that way. and that would b the end of the conversation