An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a police officer.
"Ma'am, I'm not going to give your a ticket, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a reflector broken on your buggy."
"Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home."
"That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein is loops across the horse's back and around one of his testicles. I consider that animal cruelty. Have your husband take care of that right away!"
Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the officer.
"Well, dear, What exactly did he say?"
"He said the reflector is broken,"replies the wife.
"I can fix that in two minutes. What else?' asked the husband
The wife replies, "I'm not sure, Jacob.... something about the emergency air brake!
2007-09-15 11:14:32 · 7 answers · asked by Bluelady... 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, I meant no harm, if I offend anyone let me know and I will remove it. ;-)
2007-09-15 11:27:44 · update #1
lmaooooooooo cool dear and u definately didnt offend me lol u made me laugh
cheers lol
2007-09-15 11:39:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Unbelievably funny.------except to the horse of course.
Good thing he didn't look at the gas pedal that was stretched across the horses' rectum.
2007-09-15 21:19:36 · answer #2 · answered by nand 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-15 21:38:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thx for the laugh, i think it was good
2007-09-15 19:45:08 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA i saw that on ebaumsworld XP
2007-09-15 18:37:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ouch
2007-09-15 18:21:18 · answer #6 · answered by heathmm 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What???
2007-09-15 18:25:33 · answer #7 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋