It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with
the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate
without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often
to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without
having to picture them naked
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger,
we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
2007-09-15 11:12:34 · 16 answers · asked by HomerJay 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahhahahahha
love 4 and 9
2007-09-15 11:18:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
lamfao and still laughing, right cheered me up
2007-09-15 18:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by shorty 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.---But can you wake up to a creature with grease on her face, cucumber slices on her eyes, a sling under her chin, and soup cans all over her head?
This sight can really make a man enjoy the peacefulness of the golf course.
2007-09-15 21:48:13 · answer #3 · answered by nand 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uh ok? I like some of them... don't really get a few of them... Lol. Probably just having a blonde moment.
2007-09-15 19:37:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-15 21:39:34 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, and I love being a woman.
2007-09-15 18:25:52 · answer #6 · answered by Bezza 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
true i like # fourteen * 4 u
2007-09-15 18:18:23 · answer #7 · answered by <Diamonds> 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You havent met my Ex Girlfriend........
2007-09-15 18:23:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You got it mate.
2007-09-15 18:18:53 · answer #9 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my wife says yea.lol
2007-09-15 19:34:50 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋