Do you hate "What Would Jesus Do" stickers and shirts too?

Question

Here are several scenarios where one might have no idea what jesus would do:

1. (Creepy Clown) "Hey Jesus, do you want a bite if my ice cream cone?" As far as I know, there is nothing against clowns in the bible...there is also nothing about eating ice cream cones. What would Jesus do?

2. (Cat Rancher) "Hey Jesus, I want to eat this cat. Would you help me skin it? You can have some!!" Eating cats was probably not wrong and most likely NOT mentioned in the bible. Jesus may have even enjoyed eating cats, but that isn't meantioned either. What would Jesus do?

3. (Jewish Dolphin Trainer*) Hey Jesus, should I wear the red tunic or the loden (J.Crew color) tunic to the "burning of the clowns" festival? Now, do we really know which one Jesus would choose. He may have never seen the J.Crew catalog, so maybe he would choose red. However, maybe he hates the color red because it reminds him of clown noses. What would Jesus do?


*Trains dolphins in the ways of Judaism...

Well I hope Jesus answers this question!! Chances are he will laugh and think, "What an obsurd question...sort of like those obsurd stickers and shirts that commecialize the love of my father..."

Pencil...for the love of God...chill out, man...you keep expanding your answer and it's freaking me out a little. It's a friggin' joke. Go wear your stupid shirt in peace, my friend.

Answer 1

Yea, it is a very poor saying that someone came up with, trying to expand on the Bible. It is not a good rule to follow at all. When Jesus went to a funeral He raised the dead man. When He was out with 5000 people He fed them. What the Bible teaches is that we need to know what Jesus taught and said. That is what we follow. We can't follow what He did, He was God. When He saw sinful man He died for them. How are we supposed to do that? We should say WDJS (What did Jesus say) That would be far more Bibl;ical.

Answer 2

In 1 and 2, as long as the food was not used in a ceremony to an idol or false god, then He would eat it. In number 3, it has no bearing on sin, so it would not matter

Answer 3

I like the Bumper Sticker that saids:

Would Jesus go to War(earthly)

Answer 4

I doubt if Red reminds him of clowns, after all, clowns are funny, and light-hearted. Red could mean so many things to him, including hate and hypocrisy. Those who think they are righteous may in fact be "clowns of hate".

Answer 5

I think that these stickers and shirts are a reminder to Christians to live their lives along the same morals and values Christ taught. In today's atmosphere of religious hypocrasy, they often need a reminder.

Answer 6

Yeah. Almost as much as those creepy fish and "Jesus is the Reason for the season" stickers.

Sh!tloads of idiots around here with bad labatomies.

Answer 7

I don't mind the saying. I just don't like that people see Jesus as being like them.

Answer 8

I used to wear one of those WWJD bracelets.

One day, in a movie theater, some jerk was talking on his cell phone. I stood up, ready to beat the piss out of him, when I saw the bracelet on my wrist...so I asked myself: What would Jesus do?

So I lit him on fire and sent him to Hell.

Personally, I like WWSWHABD T-shirts and bracelets. (What would someone with half a brain do?)

Answer 9

Seems to me there should be more worthy objects of your hatred. Like murderous terrorists and people who can't mind their own business.

Answer 10

I love those "Who would Jesus invade Next" shirts.

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