There were two dwarfs who won the lottery. The first thing they did was hire a couple of prostitutes and go to a hotel. Their rooms are next to each other and with a wink, they each take their lady of the night into a room.
The first dwarf is only just in bed when he hears through the wall "1-2-3, HUH, 1-2-3, HUH, 1-2-3, HUH". Excited that his friend is all ready under way he rips off his clothes. Still he hears "1-2-3, HUH, 1-2-3, HUH,
1-2-3, HUH" from next door, and wonders how his friend can keep going.
He tries to concentrate on what he is doing but is so distracted by the "1-2-3, HUH, 1-2-3, HUH, 1-2-3, HUH" that despite his and the prostitute's best efforts, he cannot get it up. Even as he was drifting off to an unfulfilled sleep he still hears "1-2-3, HUH, 1-2-3, HUH, 1-2-3, HUH"
The next day they meet outside the rooms after the prostitutes have left. The second dwarf is still bright red in the face and looks exhausted.
"How was your night?" asked the exhausted one.
"Terrible" replied the first. "I couldn't get an erection."
"You lucky bastard" said the second. "I couldn't even get on the bed."
2007-09-15 10:40:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Poor little fellow, I can see him 1 2 3 jump. That is a good one.
2007-09-23 08:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by skunk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!! Poor guy! He ought to hit the gym!! 1-2-3-huh lol
2007-09-16 06:59:46 · answer #2 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHAH totally hilarious!
One laugh is greater than all the tears in the world
2007-09-23 16:51:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was perty funny even though im a lesbian..and have had a gf fer 5 yrs..men are soo nutz thats one thing that would get my nerves up on a roll that a man can ***..im glad im not one
2007-09-23 15:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by jiff_hope 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you get that one out of the 1958 snow white anual
2007-09-20 18:33:08 · answer #5 · answered by PAUL C 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-09-15 21:47:25 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha that's fab! x
2007-09-15 18:02:07 · answer #7 · answered by Moondance™ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL, hilarious
2007-09-15 18:00:38 · answer #8 · answered by Josh's Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha hillarious
2007-09-21 00:09:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha ha now thats a joke
2007-09-15 17:55:27 · answer #10 · answered by Bre 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋