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10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big.
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

2007-09-15 10:36:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

11. I like your Friends.
12. Here let me give you some money for clothes.
13. I like to watch you enjoy yourself.
14. Of course I don't mind you staying out late.
15. let me rub your feet.
16.You choose the wall paper.
17. Your dress sense is better than mine.
18. I'll get the next round in.
19. Let me drive all the way there.
20. I forgive you.

2007-09-19 09:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hey close to true but my mrs says number seven at least once a day

2007-09-19 20:27:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Okay country bumkin, that wasn't funny. However, the list was. Yeah, those are things I'd never ever say.

2007-09-15 10:47:03 · answer #3 · answered by Kimi S 2 · 3 1

Good ones!

2007-09-15 14:51:01 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

I hate to admit it but ya

2007-09-15 11:07:23 · answer #5 · answered by |♥*/♥\*♥| 3 · 1 0

yeah I liked that one ha ha ha

2007-09-15 13:07:44 · answer #6 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 1 0

hahaha
not even in your dreams

2007-09-15 11:07:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

can they count to 10 /lol

2007-09-15 10:45:01 · answer #8 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 3 4

Yeah........in what world?!!!! haha

2007-09-16 00:05:54 · answer #9 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1 0

i Take it you are Gay......lol....Get a grip!!!

2007-09-15 10:50:12 · answer #10 · answered by Lolly 2 · 0 0

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