1.At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it.
2.Collect the salt shakers from all of the tables in the restaurant, and balance them in a tower on your table.
3.Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice.
4.Make funny faces at other patrons, then sneer at their reactions.
5.Repeat every third third word you say say.
6.Give your claim to fame as being voted "Most Festerous" for your high school yearbook.
7.Read a newspaper or book during the meal. Ignore your date.
8.Stare at your date's neck, and grind your teeth audibly.
9.Twitch spastically. If asked about it, pretend you don't know what they are talking about.
10.Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms outstretched, and make airplane sounds.
11.Order a bucket of lard.
12.Ask for crayons to color the placemat. This works very well in fancier venues that use linen tablecloths.
13.Howl and whistle at womens' legs, especially if you are female.
14.Recite your dating history. Improvise. Include pets.
15.Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins talking about themselves.
16.Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
17.When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
18.Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat more from their plate than they do.
19.Drool.
20.Chew with your mouth open, talk with your mouth full and spray crumbs.
2007-09-15 10:31:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-09-16 00:10:39 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a guy I can tell you what the problem is here (just from what you wrote). You are single but you are acting like a married person. Your friends are all married, have kids, you often sitck out like a sore thumb at their parties, etc. You are not acting like a single person. Even before meeting anyone you are already thinking about having kids and starting a family. I think you need to find friends who are single (not to the exclusion of the ones you already have). Go out with them, have fun and hopefully meet some nice girls. Sticking with a few friends who are married most probably will take up all your time and you lower your chances of meeting other girls, unless they introduce you to someone. So, get some nice clothes, shiny shoes, a nice car and a nice modern looking place to live and girls will come. Good luck :)
2016-05-20 05:13:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My goodness, you've embarassed me! Roared out loud laughing in a packed internet cafe!
Excellent!
2007-09-15 10:38:41 · answer #3 · answered by Balaboo 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Right thats it the last time I take you out for a posh dinner
2007-09-15 10:48:18 · answer #4 · answered by Choose ME 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny!
2007-09-15 14:45:09 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, thats great. I'll do that around boys who stare at me pervertedly
2007-09-15 11:16:38 · answer #6 · answered by |♥*/♥\*♥| 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good to know!!why do i get the feeling you've tried them LOL!
2007-09-16 12:03:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah, that would ruin a date! LOL though!
2007-09-15 11:05:03 · answer #8 · answered by Josh's Girl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if this does not work you could be a bit rude that would do it.
2007-09-15 13:11:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what does festerous mean??? other wise, really funny.
2007-09-15 11:16:56 · answer #10 · answered by supsupyo14 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
teehee
some of 'em are really funnnnnnnny
2007-09-15 10:38:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋