Just because we have been touched by the noodly appendage and wear Pirate Regalia does that mean we deserve so much abuse from these so called Christians?
2007-09-15 10:28:50 · 13 answers · asked by Monkey Man 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I posted the question again and it was removed. Maybe I should try again.
2007-09-16 02:31:31 · update #1
Sadly, there are many who doubt the potency of the Immaculate Vermicelli. These same narrow minded types mindlessly slander the sacrifice of the Mystic Manicotti and the atonement of the Altruistic Aldente.
I say, unless you have experienced the eternal truth of the enlightened school of the Angel Haired One, you cannot and should not criticise the believers in the Holy Advent of the Great Noodle of Compassion.
One day they will know the reality of the Boiled Ones, and then they shall all herald the bliss of the Noodly Appendage.
Until that day we will just have to tolerate these non-Pastafarians with love and patience
2007-09-15 10:58:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Predominately maximum religions gyrate around bolstering the socioeconomic status of adult men. it is extremely demeaning that a faith might attempt to instill a self-denigrating high quality in woman just to cater to adult men appeals. Religions all have classical and tribal ancestors wherein there social shape become built. woman have been seen as kit and gadgets. adult men being vicious and inebriated on bravado claimed society as there own. Albeit it is merciless it is basically a perpetuated theory that has survived by way of irrational establishments that proceed to compliment such features. a brilliant form of adult men have a ought to regulate and are extremely aggressive. nicely in relatives to archaic cases this might unanimously resound as actual. some human beings fee skill a splash to lots that they implement a chaste gadget just to off stability equality.
2016-10-20 01:04:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our religion can be very frightening to the unlearned, in a starchy kind of way. These are the times of trial when our faith will be tested by the ignorance and discrimination of the heathens who do not know the joy of His soft but 'al dente' touch.
2007-09-15 10:35:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's because these other religions require strong evidence before they believe!!,they don't just believe any old rubbish(well they do).I know the FSM is real and I have a closed mind to anything else.
2007-09-15 10:40:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they can't handle the truth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's existence.
2007-09-15 10:35:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's because the Cook Book said it would happen. Don't let them get you down.
Pesto be with you
2007-09-15 10:33:55 · answer #6 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Does this mean you go to olive garden for your services or is it rasta,Pastafarnism sounds more intresting easier on my blood shot eyes and lungs too.
2007-09-15 10:35:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is because the Great FSM causes undue rises in blood sugar. We need to embrace the true God, the Great FWWSM! (WW=whole wheat.)
2007-09-15 10:35:16 · answer #8 · answered by mommanuke 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Who discriminate against your religion....who!
2007-09-15 10:35:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
many christian have no sense of humor.
many christians cannot handle anything that remotely questions their "thinking"
2007-09-15 10:33:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋