Just Like Flies?

Question

In the backwoods of Kentucky a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here you hold this high so I can see what I am doing."
Soon a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor, "don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down, there's another one!" said the doctor.
Within a few minutes, he had delivered another baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"

Answer 1

funny!

Three fathers were sitting in the maternity ward waiting on the news. The nurse came out and said "Mr. Smith? You're the father of twin girls!" He said "Wow, twins what a coincidence I 'm a salesman for Doublemint Gum!" The nurse peeked in again. "Mr. Jones? Your wife just gave birth to triplets" He said "That's wild, I work for the 3M company!" She came out again, "Mr. Brown? Mr. Brown? Did anyone see Mr. Brown?" Mr. Smith said "I dunno he said something about working for 7-UP and then he dove out the window"

Answer 2

Nancy:)

Each time we read a joke from you it is always a source for us a good laugh and a smile:) It's the best way to get our mind off of what ever is going on no matter what!

Thanks
Rags37:):)

Answer 3

Hehe that's cute

Answer 4

lmaooooooooooooooo cool joke my friend

send some more will yah lol

cheers and have nice day

Answer 5

thats cute.

Answer 6

FUNNY!