You're so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell."
Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, jerk!"
Your garbage can IS your "in" box.
You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.
You have so much on your mind, you've forget often how to think.
Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through ...er.... Monday.
You sleep more at work than at home.
You leave for a party and instinctively take your ID badge.
Your Day Timer exploded a week ago.
You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
2007-09-15 09:18:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hedy please dont cry itsmeant to make you smile ironically !!!
2007-09-15 09:26:14 · update #1
nice.
2007-09-15 09:23:21 · answer #1 · answered by matthewurton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hedy has a right to go cry. I am sure all of these apply to her, she is never at home.
2007-09-15 17:02:18 · answer #2 · answered by MT C 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The day timer line was great!
2007-09-16 20:50:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to star it because that has become my life. I'm going to go cry now.
2007-09-15 16:23:35 · answer #4 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
so sorry to hear that you are jobless, friendless and suicidal. at least you will have someone to help you to put your overcoat on. the wooden one. thank god for undertakers.
2007-09-19 14:15:51 · answer #5 · answered by PAUL C 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmaoooooooooooo i loved it didnt make me cry lol it mademe lauhg
cheers lol
2007-09-15 17:11:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty true. i can relate in an odd way lol
2007-09-15 16:29:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-09-15 16:45:19 · answer #8 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep
2007-09-15 16:24:05 · answer #9 · answered by This Sucks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too true!
2007-09-21 07:52:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋