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little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in.
"Son! If you masturbate too much, you're gonna go blind!"

"Dad," the boy said, "I'm over here."

2007-09-15 09:12:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

Hahaha, that is freaking hilarious....a star for you... a ten for me...

2007-09-15 09:16:01 · answer #1 · answered by hunnybuns 2 · 1 0

This guy was walking down the street and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time?" as he looked him up and down seductively. "Sure," he says and they are off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her. She says, "Is this the first ***** you seen since you crawled out of one?" The guy says, "Nope, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into."

2007-09-21 14:05:28 · answer #2 · answered by Xiana 3 · 0 0

LOL! Funny joke.
Love is one of the strongest emotions and can blind you that's why you have to fine the balance.

2007-09-15 09:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by YasMeen01 2 · 1 0

lmaooooooooooo hilarious joke lol cool

well thers the saying like father like son

2007-09-15 10:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ha ha.

2007-09-15 09:19:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

verry funny x

2007-09-15 09:15:30 · answer #6 · answered by sweetie 6 · 0 0

Oh,dear! LOL!

2007-09-15 12:43:43 · answer #7 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 1 0

ha ha very funny

2007-09-18 00:25:18 · answer #8 · answered by missyme 2 · 0 0

(sorry in advance) Who said that?

2007-09-15 09:15:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

heheh

2007-09-15 09:20:09 · answer #10 · answered by t. B 5 · 1 0

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