i was on my way home and i got a phone call. it was my manager saying "you've been promoted! im giving you $50 a week" i swirve off the road. i couldnt believe it. i drove on when i got another call from my manager saying "you've been promoted! im now giving you $75 a week" i swirve off the round amazed. then i carried on driving when then i got another call from my manager saying "you've been promoted! in fact you are now the manager!" i was so excited i swirve off the road.. into a tree. then a policeman came and asked "what have you done dude!" i replied "i carrered off the road!
its not the best joke but certainly not the worst.
2007-09-15 09:04:48 · 21 answers · asked by Totally_Orton 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i made the joke up.
2007-09-15 09:13:01 · update #1
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-15 14:55:00 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bit lame, sorry!
Your joke career is ended too budd sorry!
Course its not the worst and you tried... thats the main thing in life. No-one lost with trying...
BUT
If at first you dont succeed, try try again... Two more attempts soon I believe are on the way, at the very least.......
2007-09-15 09:41:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats about as funny as a sting from a box jellyfish.
2007-09-15 09:09:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was cool have a star and enjoy your evening.xxx
I'd most probily do the same,but I never get any promotions.xxx
2007-09-15 09:10:53 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-09-15 09:23:55 · answer #5 · answered by A question or two... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should have told him,its not every day I get promoted,lol
2007-09-15 09:09:54 · answer #6 · answered by LYNDA M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did you get this joke from? haha it's not bad at all.
2007-09-15 09:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-09-15 10:04:39 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it
2007-09-15 09:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! it was really funny!!
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2007-09-15 09:12:45 · answer #10 · answered by Kristine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋