"Hello?", "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked.
Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool? .... Is this 486-5731?"
2007-09-15 07:15:26 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What have i told you about calling me at home, pmsl
A great one hun
Have a star
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2007-09-15 09:44:16 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here's a star for making me fall out of my chair in laughter for the first time in 3 years
2007-09-21 13:48:29 · answer #2 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oooops!
Bet daddy got a surprise Excellent!
2007-09-15 07:59:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-09-19 08:07:48 · answer #4 · answered by Cheeky_spice 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ! Great one , that . Never heard it before . It sure deserves all the stars it's got already + 1 more !
2007-09-23 02:31:51 · answer #5 · answered by yjnt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before,then also a nice presentation of the joke..
2007-09-23 07:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by **Backstreet fan** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very, Very Funny
2007-09-23 01:39:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL The old ones are the best
2007-09-15 17:12:29 · answer #8 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Big competition on here tonight between you and the happy murcia
2007-09-15 08:23:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahaha!!!
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2007-09-15 08:00:59 · answer #10 · answered by ?g??l??????g????? g???? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋