I haven't, but from what I'm told, it sucks the balls off a goat...
*They make you listen to Amy Grant songs sung by a Celine Dion sound-a-like all day long.
*On Sundays, I was told that in sermon is completely built around the lyrics to the MC Hammer song "Pray".
*On the fifth Wednesday on every month, George Michael is asked to visit and he does a gosple rendition of "Faith".
*I was also told that children are forced to work in the Nike mines...
I don't know about you, but I'd rather rot in hell than have to listen to Amy Grant or Celine Dion...The mining/children/Nike thing might be alright, however...
2007-09-15 07:10:13 · 6 answers · asked by xoxox 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I haven't yet and I don't know what it will be like, but I know I will want to be there. I know you think that you're really funny, but I would not be making light of such things. But...then again, you are obviously not a believer so you don't really feel that you will be held accountable for anything. If you don't change your attitude and accept, then you probably will be rotting in hell, and for that I'm truly sorry.
2007-09-16 02:08:39 · answer #1 · answered by LisaP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I have, and what you describe is not heaven. There is no Amy Grant/Celine Dion thing going on in heaven.
2007-09-15 14:18:16 · answer #2 · answered by magix151 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have and it is beautiful and perfect. I am looking forward to dying so that I can go there to be with my Father. He is so good and loving.
2007-09-15 14:18:52 · answer #3 · answered by Apostle Jeff 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are crazy,,God said, Heaven was so grand,the mind of man could never imagine.
2007-09-15 14:16:37 · answer #4 · answered by elaine 30705 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
NAH...
And I've died TWICE, just on Adult Swim!!!
2007-09-15 14:19:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
xoxox, you are a witty fellow. Thanks for the laugh! All best, Yank.
2007-09-15 14:29:25 · answer #6 · answered by Yank 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋