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Psalm 105:1
Give thanks to the LORD, call on his name; make known among the nations what he has done.

-Call on HIS NAME.

"THANK YOU LORD!"

2007-09-15 06:41:39 · answer #1 · answered by Mandolyn Monkey Munch 6 · 3 0

Just close your eyes and thank him, he will listen.

I am a moderate Catholic, i don't really think and speak about God all day, I remember him from time to time and thank him for letting me be here today.
I like the idea of just talking to God as if he were my friend (which I guess he is,) and it makes it quite nice and comfortable.

2007-09-15 13:32:22 · answer #2 · answered by Freedom 4 · 2 1

see...i dont know if there really is a god. there's no real proof. the bible you say? how do you know some dingbatted weirdo didnt write it claiming he was god? preaching to random people on a hill? phony maybe. walking on water? set-up maybe. crucifixion day? i dont see any photos. you said to just rely on faith? well evolutionists do the same and you laugh at them. hmm... is there really a god?

2007-09-15 17:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yu do not need a phone number he can hear your every thought but if you really want toi thank him try praying.

2007-09-15 13:43:07 · answer #4 · answered by Mim 7 · 2 0

When you find out let me know, I have a lot of things to thank him for and a few questions I need answers to.

2007-09-15 13:32:58 · answer #5 · answered by paulaj2006 3 · 4 0

When you thinking of God, you already have dialed and connected a direct line to Him.

2007-09-15 14:14:00 · answer #6 · answered by Silver Surfer 2 · 1 0

It's a 900 number.

2007-09-15 13:40:22 · answer #7 · answered by Sal D 6 · 1 3

1800 555 1212

http://mcgovern.library.tmc.edu/data/www/html/texascoll/post/G-M/llan_02.html

I tried "dear god" 3327403 and fortunately no answer

but this would be a great sell point in each area code for

gurus to do volunteer helplines and take advantage of vulnerable people

I tried (842) 658-5673
(t h a) nku- lord -

"we're sorry....the number you dialed is not in service since the crucifixion"

2007-09-15 13:34:36 · answer #8 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 2 3

He has no phone because he's phony.
If he is there, is too chicken to get one, because everybody would start calling him and holding him responsible for things he can't control. Like the irrational thinking of many of his followers.

2007-09-15 13:50:30 · answer #9 · answered by Batfish 4 · 1 3

Here is the #
Dear Jesus,please forgive me and save me.I believe you died for my sins,and that you rose from the dead 3 days later.I believe in my heart that God hath raised you from the dead,In Jesus name I pray,Amen!!!

2007-09-15 13:32:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

thank him anywhere he will hear..he has other kind of power then us..he sees when you look down ..and you rise your eyes exactelly before falling into a big....which you didn't think it could occur in the street(they were working at the street)

2007-09-15 13:33:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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