This is a collection of actual leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...
1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with
my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was
performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for
two days..."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's
leave..."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one
responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock
and I may not return, please grant me half day casual
leave".
2007-09-15 05:36:04 · 11 answers · asked by fartatartout! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day
holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from
headache. I request you to leave me today."
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the
day."
9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my
below..."
11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only
husband at home I may be granted leave".
2007-09-15 05:37:25 · update #1
Hope u enjoy these jokes!! And dont forget to star it, IF you like it. I loved the response for the previous joke-
http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjiLC4Q84ztFGaj2mN0DOZqQHQx.;_ylv=3?qid=20070913065118AAWBEPN
2007-09-15 05:42:05 · update #2
What...
2007-09-15 05:42:17 · answer #1 · answered by Ky_bello 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ooh Stumpy bad boy he ow pilot $10$
2016-05-20 02:36:35 · answer #2 · answered by oliva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be honest, i've heard all of these before, so it weren't that funny. But good effort anyway.
2007-09-15 06:03:09 · answer #3 · answered by nadia_afrin1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6,7,8,11 were really nice a star 4 u.
Thanks.
2007-09-15 18:38:19 · answer #4 · answered by Tanu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice jokes but what do u want others to reply
2007-09-15 05:43:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is awesome stuff, a star for u!
2007-09-15 05:45:54 · answer #6 · answered by sunny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too real to be funny.....sorry. And I never star someone who begs for it.
2007-09-15 05:45:34 · answer #7 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol cute
2007-09-15 06:09:34 · answer #8 · answered by <3.love.tennis. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hya!hya!hya!
goodgoody...
2007-09-15 05:48:26 · answer #9 · answered by shaktimaan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-09-15 05:49:41 · answer #10 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋