What do you think of this Yo Momma joke?
Yo momma is like an autobody shop. She costs 5 cents per screw!
I heard about it from someone else, but I thought it was good.
2007-09-15 03:38:52 · 8 answers · asked by C F 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your mommas so stupid she studied for a drug test!
2007-09-15 03:44:22 · answer #1 · answered by A. Powers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma:
So slutty, she's like Geico - so easy a caveman can do it!
so nasty, she brought her own crabs to the seafood buffet
so fat, she's got more chins than a chineese phonebook
teeth are so rotten - when she smiles it looks like she's got dice in her mouth
so ugly, She looks like the michelin man with boobs
she's got more crust around her mouth then a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken
so fat - she's got more crack then the trailer park
so slutty, her legs are like Walmart - open 24/7
so slutty, she's like a bowling ball - gets picked up, fingered + thrown in the gutter... and she still comes back for more
she so nasty - the taliban wants to use her bath water as a chemical weapon
She's so fat - when she wears a red dress the children yell, "Hey Koolaid"
2007-09-16 09:46:16 · answer #2 · answered by Schizo Clown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you momma jokes are 3 years ago
2007-09-15 10:46:20 · answer #3 · answered by Tanya:) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
um yo mama jokes were like 6 weeks ago gone
2007-09-15 10:43:50 · answer #4 · answered by erwafredsfdsfsdf 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamma so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing, "We are family!"
2007-09-15 10:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by natalie elise 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard it when it was a "Penny a screw." I guess thats inflation.
2007-09-15 10:49:41 · answer #6 · answered by Beau R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HEY YOU WITH THE FACE!
2007-09-15 10:41:38 · answer #7 · answered by Korn! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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HELL NO
2007-09-15 10:43:50 · answer #8 · answered by Someone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋