"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."
"If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity."
"What good is running if one is on the wrong road?"
"Sorrow and silence are strong, and patient endurance is godlike."
"If you think it's difficult to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball."
"I am a student. Please do not fold, spindle, or mutilate me."
"And while I at length debate and beat the bush, There shall step in other men and catch the birds."
"Children are God's punishment for having s*x. And Grandchildren are God's reward for putting up with them."
2007-09-15 03:17:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious.
2007-09-15 03:29:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2016-05-20 01:29:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi chris. just by chance I got your good joke
2007-09-15 03:27:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
True and funny
2007-09-15 03:22:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess its pretty funny but some dont make sense
2007-09-15 03:25:07 · answer #5 · answered by sumit_kn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teehee
love the last one
xx
2007-09-15 05:09:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha not bad....some were a bit eh!!!! never mind that's just me 4 yah
2007-09-15 03:46:34 · answer #7 · answered by nightowl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
Very funny,starred
2007-09-15 03:25:29 · answer #8 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-15 03:24:12 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one thanks.
2007-09-15 03:30:10 · answer #10 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋