- women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
-of news that happens in the whole world everyday always exactly fits the newspaper?
-the man who invents all your money is called a broker?
-doctors call what they do "practice"
-lemon juice is made with artificial flavor ,while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemon?
-they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
-the airport is called the "terminal" flying is so safe ?
-"abbreviated" is such a long word?
here r others that i wrote in this link
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsScpDJId25.6WYiGQkZ7mHWxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20070915043936AAC8nTW i hope u like them, give me a star if u do plz
thnx:D
2007-09-15 01:45:54 · 8 answers · asked by ♫crave∑usic♫ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was pretty good, thanks for brightening my day!
2007-09-15 02:17:55 · answer #1 · answered by B. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's kool....the plane material-black box, reminded me of a wise crack........read on:--------- Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Rachel Hunter are flying to a super model's conference in Paris, when suddenly the Captain of the plane announces: "We have just lost all power to the engines - please prepare yourself for a crash landing!" The three models look at each other in shock and start preparing for the worst. Claudia quickly pulls out some lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face up. Bewildered, Naomi and Rachel ask: "What in the hell are you doing Claudia, fixing up your make-up - we're about to crash!" "Well I know for a fact that the rescue workers will search for, and save first, the people who have the best looking faces -
that's why I am putting on my make-up." Immediately Rachel Hunter rips open her top to expose two beautiful ****** of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout: "Rachel have you lost your senses?? Why are you baring u’r ******* for everyone to see - we are about to die!" Rachel responds: "I have it on good authority that in plane crashes, the rescue workers look to save first the women with big beautiful *******- that's why I am exposing my ****!" Not hesitating for a moment, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt & p*nt**s. Freaking out, Claudia and Rachel yell: "Naomi - Are your crazy?? Why are you exposing your ***** for everyone to see??" Calmly, Naomi responds: "B I T C H E S PLEASE! I know for a fact that the first thing the rescue workers always look for in plane crashes is the BLACK BOX!!"
2007-09-15 09:20:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You wrote these????? Steve Wright must have copied you!
2007-09-15 09:42:41 · answer #3 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
star !
plz help me http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhVVk1YAPkOiYs3EWl.e5cPsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070915052113AALPpVh
2007-09-15 09:02:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm...witty...hv a star
2007-09-15 08:54:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its just like that
2007-09-15 08:55:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha... nice one
2007-09-15 09:06:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow that was kool......... and funny...
nice
2007-09-15 09:35:55 · answer #8 · answered by Emma 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋