-people who r willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
-when people say "oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too" yeah?! what good is a cake if u can't eat it?
-when people say while u r watching a film "did u see that?" no tosser i just paid 2o L.E to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
-people who ask " can i ask you a question?" didn't really give me a choice there , did u sunshine.
-when people say "life is short." what da...?? life is the longest dame thing anyone ever does. what can u do that's longer?
-when sth 'is new and improved'. which is it? if it's new, then there has never been anything before it.if it's improvement, then there must have been something before it. u can't be both.
-people who announce they r going to the toilet.thank you that's the image i really needed.
-Macdonalds staff who pretend they don't understand u unless you insert 'mc'
2007-09-15 00:39:36 · 8 answers · asked by ♫crave∑usic♫ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
before the item you r ordering. it has to be a 'macchinchen burger',.if you say chicken burger you get a blank look.well i'll have a mcstraw and jam it in you mceyes you mactosser
-when u r eating and tell who cooked (eg:mom)
"its a little salty but its ok) if its ok then shut up and eat ur dame food
2007-09-15 00:45:31 · update #1
before the item you r ordering. it has to be a 'macchinchen burger',.if you say chicken burger you get a blank look.well i'll have a mcstraw and jam it in you mceyes you mactosser
-when u r eating and tell who cooked (eg:mom)
"its a little salty but its ok) if its ok then shut up and eat ur dame food.
if u like it then plzz give me a star.
thnx:D
2007-09-15 00:46:53 · update #2
lmao those were hilarious. i never thought about that b4. it really got me laughing, i gave u a star! = )
2007-09-15 00:51:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard the first few off of a site. You edited the words a little though.
2007-09-15 09:41:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Switch to a PC, I think the Mac is getting the better of you !!!
2007-09-15 13:43:28 · answer #3 · answered by lost 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha......both of them are nice...
here are some for you
- people tell you to enjoy childhood as youll never get to experience twice, but when you start acting childish, they tell you to grow up
- when you get a haircut, people ask you did you get a haircut.
2007-09-15 09:13:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I KNOW RIGHT !
LOLOL !
the world doesnt make sence anymore !
plz help me http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhVVk1YAPkOiYs3EWl.e5cPsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070915052113AALPpVh
2007-09-15 09:01:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when someone ponts to there wrist to ask for the time. I know where my watch is!!!! do i point to my groin when i want to know where the toilet is????
2007-09-15 08:12:45 · answer #6 · answered by maniac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sweet! You're right. They just don't make any sense.
2007-09-15 07:58:24 · answer #7 · answered by Leon Odra 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lols
2007-09-15 09:47:38 · answer #8 · answered by Melodé 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋