with his face covered with fresh blood. All the other bats enviously went "ooooooooh" - where've you been?" "Come with me and I'll show you" he said, and flew out of the cave, followed by all the other bats. After some time, he landed on a small tree, followed by all the other bats. "Are we there?" the others asked. "Yes" replied the one with the bloody face. "You see that big tree over there?" "Yes" the others replied excitedly. "Well, I flippin didn't!!"
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Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up
alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So...
out looking for a little, huh ?"
She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had 6 years of that with you. I'm
out looking for a lot !!!"
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Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring.
"Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try playing doctor for an hour?"
"Sounds great," Steve replied, "but how do you make it last for an hour?"
"Hell, just keep her in the waiting room for 45 minutes!"
2007-09-15 00:04:22 · 4 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very very good !!!
The joke with the
Vampire Bat is gorgeous !!!
Thanks for making me
moving the belly....
The other night I am
jumping down
The "Vampire State Building" !!!
Just for FUN... of course...
Aaron.
2007-09-15 03:15:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats preety good
2007-09-15 07:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by bert 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha ... good ones :)
2007-09-15 07:28:50 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Nobody 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-15 08:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋