A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?... "LISTEN UP, DI*CKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FU*CKING BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHERFU*CKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, AS*SHOLE?"
And they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
2007-09-14 21:42:34 · 24 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao. start as you mean to go on
poor man
;-)
2007-09-15 03:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Next day without giving any damn reason husband would storm out saying "shut up and do the laundry"!
2014-09-26 04:46:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's only the first day. Next day without giving any damn reason husband would storm out saying "shut up and do the laundry"!
2007-09-14 22:38:59 · answer #3 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaah, thats sweet puppy face x
2007-09-14 22:56:53 · answer #4 · answered by Purdycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, a husband sais to his wife im going 2 take a pic of ur breasts and frame it. the wife sais 2 her husband im gonna take a pic of ur dick and enlarg it
2007-09-14 21:49:28 · answer #5 · answered by juciylucy87 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aowwwwww so sweet *brings tears to my eyes*
I hope my marriage is just like that lol.
2007-09-14 21:47:29 · answer #6 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a nice story
2007-09-14 21:46:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet but true!
Excellent!
2007-09-14 23:05:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a nice little story, it made me so happy
2007-09-14 21:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice story there Jim
2007-09-15 01:14:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwww, so cute.
I love a happy ending.
2007-09-14 22:57:16 · answer #11 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋