Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an Alcoholic, one was a Chain-Smoker, and one was Homosexual.
The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die."
The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar.
The Alcoholic, hearing the loud music and smelling the ale, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.
His companions, somewhat! shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning. The Homosexual looked at the Chain-Smoker and said, "You know if you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead."
2007-09-14 21:26:04 · 17 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so what happened then,,,,:)
2007-09-14 21:51:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!
2007-09-14 21:28:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, having a good laugh!
2007-09-14 22:57:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao your on a roll today, love it.....10/10... star for making me laugh again, thx
2007-09-15 03:00:10 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a different version to this but I prefer this version :-)
2007-09-14 23:12:57 · answer #5 · answered by ecco1983 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH! That was a really good one!! I can't stop laughing!! I'm serious I'm still laughing!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
2007-09-15 06:56:26 · answer #6 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a cracker m8 .. made me smile first thing in morning......have a star
2007-09-14 21:36:22 · answer #7 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe pmsl well funny
2007-09-14 21:29:38 · answer #8 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-14 22:02:34 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO i love it!!!! Give you a start
2007-09-14 21:29:47 · answer #10 · answered by witch2order 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! Star for you.
2007-09-14 22:42:26 · answer #11 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋