ive got a few.
how do you make a dead baby float? root beer and 2 scoops of dead baby.
how do you fit 400 jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.
whats the difference between a black guy and a large pizza? a large pizza can feed a family of 4.
lol just for all the horrible comments this is going to get im not racist or like the thought of dead babys but the shock factor of those actually made me laugh. 10 points to the first person who can make me go OH SHIITTTT!!!
2007-09-14 19:08:40 · 9 answers · asked by jay D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Had to laugh at the pizza joke
whats the worst thing about eating vegetables?
putting them back in the wheelchair
whats the worst thing about eating bald p ussy?
putting the diaper back on
a catholic preist and a rabbi was walking down the street and see a young boy
the catholic preist says''we should take him around the corner and f uck him
the rabbi says ''out of what''
2007-09-14 19:23:03 · answer #1 · answered by Arthurlikesbeer 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Most Tasteless Jokes
2016-11-16 14:38:22 · answer #2 · answered by galustian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An answer I just read about the Holocaust. I laughed really hard.
Basically it had to do with Mel Gibson and how those poor Germans. Hilarious!
2007-09-14 19:17:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here goes:
Jack the Boil sucker was sitting at home and a woman calls and says, is this Jack the Boil sucker? He says yes. She says okay, I have a boil that needs sucking. He says, I will be right over. Over he goes.
He gets there and she is huge, big as a truck. She says are you Jack? He says yes. She says that the boil is on her Butt. He starts wading through the layers of fat, pushing them layers back behind him until he comes to the boil. It is huge and red and full of puss. He begins to suck on it. As he is sucking the puss by the mouthful the lady gives off this horrible fart. He shoves his way out of the fat and looks at her and says, "Hey Lady, what are you trying to do? Make me sick?"
I think that should do it.
2007-09-14 19:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by Songbyrd JPA ✡ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A man & woman were preparing to have intercourse. Just as he tried to gain entry, he noticed that inside her was rough as a cob. When he told her this, she asked to be excused, but soon returned. When he found her to be as smooth as normal this time, he asked her what she did while she was gone. To this she replied, "I peeled out the scabs"!
2007-09-14 22:28:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this blind guy and his dog go into a store so because hes blind he picks up his seeing eye dog and starts twirling it around above his head. and the storekeeper goes "what in sam hell are you doing?" and the blind guy says, " im just looking around!"
2007-09-14 19:15:47 · answer #6 · answered by Loki'sMadness 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what's the first sign of aids?
a hard pounding in your ***!
2007-09-14 19:11:51 · answer #7 · answered by zenmaster_moomoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you say to a gay man at a bar ....,Can I push your stool in for you?
2007-09-14 19:15:10 · answer #8 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why are black people so tall...bcuz their knee-grows..........****** up i know
2007-09-14 20:11:00 · answer #9 · answered by prettycutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋