How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut...
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he/she had no guts!
Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny.
A skeleton is in a bar. He goes up to the bar. "A pint of lager and a mop please.
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
A horse walks into a bar, the barman says "why the long face?"
How do you catch a unique rabbit? U Neaq up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, you neaq up on it.
How do you describe the average cannibal? A guy with a wife and ate children.
What did the cannibal do when he saw an 'All you can eat restaurant'? He had two waiters and a busboy.
Why are proctologists so gloomy? They always have the end in sight.
2007-09-14 18:54:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-15 03:18:36 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-09-14 19:44:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like King Arthur said during an art class: "The knights are drawing in".
2007-09-14 19:06:55 · answer #3 · answered by Zheia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha more good ones.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!!
I just started work Chris and got a bit of an hangover, long day ahead.!!!
2007-09-14 21:23:25 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a joke like the first one. A kindergarten teacher brings in different types of meat to show her class. She gave a piece of beef to Janie and asks "What animal is this, Janie?" Janie replied, "Cow." She gave a piece of turkey to Kenny. What animal is this, Kenny?" Kenny replied, "Turkey." She gave a piece of venison to Robby. "What animal is this, Robby?" He couldn't figure it out. "I'll give you a hint. It's what your mommy calls your father when he gets home from work." Johnny yelled out from the back of the room, "For Christ's sake, Robby, spit it out! It's asshole!"
2016-05-20 00:04:23 · answer #5 · answered by lacy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaahahahahahahahaaaaaa
2007-09-14 18:57:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
It is almost 8 am here in Ireland. haha
2007-09-14 19:56:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
u are from east europe or west asia. im guessing by the time difference.
2007-09-14 19:00:34 · answer #8 · answered by LeTourDeFrance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why didn't the chicken cross the road ?
to get away from your jokes !
HaHa only kidding :)
2007-09-14 19:58:02 · answer #9 · answered by Scary Mary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good morning. It is 12:58 am here in Tennessee. I enjoyed the jokes before bed. Thanks.
2007-09-14 18:59:06 · answer #10 · answered by Erik A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have lifted my spirits and I don't mean alcohol spirits. LMAO
2007-09-14 20:06:17 · answer #11 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋