doing a steady forty miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.
Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies-in a quiet and controlled voice. "No,
I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "So what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 70 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.
"The airbag."
Moral of the Story: Women are clever . Don't mess with them.
2007-09-14 18:08:49 · 11 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanx 4 the wonderful information.
But,you had some errors.Its ok.(errors example:Women are clever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?)
2007-09-14 18:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have a feeling this one wont get copiyed, at least not tonight anyway, I think that boy wonder Max the rat has gone for a snooze now. Do you think he dreams about us jesters. I can see a little humour in the joke, you know what they say, be weary of a woman scorned. ............Cheers..........
2016-05-19 23:50:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this joke before already, but still funny...good try keep trying...But your right WOMEN are WISER than man.
2007-09-14 18:16:11 · answer #3 · answered by hunnybuns 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great! You deserve a star.
2007-09-14 18:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by Jupe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one.. Star from me!
2007-09-14 18:24:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHA lol good one!
2007-09-14 18:14:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg that is so funny! great job star for u!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-14 20:18:54 · answer #7 · answered by Meg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahha wow:]
2007-09-14 18:20:14 · answer #8 · answered by vegetarian 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!
that was funny.
:]
2007-09-14 18:12:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heheh.. Ooooh good one!
What model was it?? IDK..?? But good joke. and good Moral to live by guys!!
2007-09-14 18:12:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋