POSTED (not in JOKES). I would give the guy who answered her credit, but I don't know his name.
A girl on YahooAnswers who is expecting the cable guy the next day asks: "HOW SHOULD I GREET THE CABLE GUY AT THE DOOR?"
She received this reply:
Subject: CABLE INSTALLATION
We at the North American Cable Installers Assoc. can offer the following suggestions.
A simple "Hello" is more than acceptable. Our men work
very hard to satisfy our customers. And are very appreciative of a polite and heartfelt welcome.
However it must be said. That if you want free HBO, a "service tip" goes a long way. Polishing his tool (s) is the general going rate.
If you want all of the premium channels, the "tip" is very negotiable. As you are no doubt aware, there are many ways to polish his "tool".
The normal "service" time needed to install all of the premium channels is about an hour and a half. So, you can let that be your guide.
Happy watching!
He was awarded Best Answer
2007-09-14 15:59:58 · 4 answers · asked by CarolSandyToes1 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
True story, folks.
2007-09-14 17:18:43 · update #1
True story, folks.
2007-09-14 17:19:12 · update #2
I bet!!!! So she should just get on her knees and say "Your satisfaction is my pleasure" LOL
2007-09-14 16:05:06 · answer #1 · answered by foxieroxie1969 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got it but it isn't funny 3/10
2007-09-20 09:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for playing unfortunately you are not todays winner tomorrow doesnt look good either please try again
2007-09-21 04:49:21 · answer #3 · answered by staymay 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a while, but i got it!!!!!!!!
*star*
2007-09-19 03:44:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋