(Answer quickly for a psychological effect.)
2007-09-14 15:48:45 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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(I have no idea whether this will be interesting, I just thought of it as an experiment.)
2007-09-14 15:51:54 · update #1
lol -- a few of you are really quick. - thanks for participating.
2007-09-14 15:54:10 · update #2
lol .........
2007-09-14 15:54:59 · update #3
I can't touch my tongue to my nose
I can't read without my glasses on
I can't walk away from a hurt child
I can't raise one eyebrow at a time
I can't play a saxaphone
((((((uncle)))))))
EDIT:
Eagle says I can't... so I'll list them:
I can't rollerskate in a buffalo hurd
I can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
I can't change film with a kid on my back
I can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
I can't drive around with a tiger in my car
BUT
I can be happy if I've a mind to.... YAY
2007-09-14 16:02:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
I cannot be allowed near powertools. Even my shop teacher from middle school pointed that out. He was pretty blatant, too.
"Why do you always stand near me when I use the tools?"
"You tried to use a drill to saw a board in half. Then, you asked if it was okay to cut a PIPE with a HANDSAW. You think I'm letting you near this equipment without supervision? Not a chance."
I cannot stop text messaging.
I cannot die.
I cannot stop crying.
And I cannot think of anything else...
2007-09-14 15:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. I can't turn away from my faith.
2. I can't stop loving my family.
3. I can't stop hurting for other people.
4. I can't handle horses like I did fifteen years ago.
5. I can't help believing the best is yet to come.
Edit: For the Fallen Angel, Rammie: You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd!
2007-09-14 16:19:57 · answer #3 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can't:
Fly
eat bran without being sick
look at squishy seafood
Take Right Wingers seriously
believe in the supernatural
There you go. Pure psychological effect.
2007-09-14 15:53:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's too easy...
1) I can't do back-flips.
2) I can't sing in key.
3) I cannot drive slower on loong country roads.
4) I cannot ride (horses) and work cattle as I have done.
5) I cannot be whom I'm not.
2007-09-14 16:30:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sing on key, fly a plane,recite the Getttysburg address without error, say the alphabet backwards or read lips
2007-09-14 15:52:39 · answer #6 · answered by Meredith C 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Fly, Levitate, Defy gravity, Invent an anti-gravity machine and become Superman.
2007-09-14 15:53:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) Lick my elbow
2) Perform brain surgery... successfully...
3) Understand why the hell anyone cares about Britney Spears or Paris Hilton
4) Cheat on my husband
5) Tolerate trolls
2007-09-14 15:55:09 · answer #8 · answered by Nandina (Bunny Slipper Goddess) 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
*Drink milk and be happy for the next 24 hours
*Do a full split
* Make my sister's finace levitate
*Love my 8year old dialup computer
*Go one day without consuming soup
Two of those had to do with food. Sorry, I haven't eaten in awhile...
2007-09-14 15:56:41 · answer #9 · answered by Moonlit Hemlock 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Run a marathon at the moment
Make myself get off of R&S
stay awake
tolerate bashing my religion
think of anything else. lol
2007-09-14 15:55:33 · answer #10 · answered by . 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋