Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop.
The redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers. Red sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”
The blonde looks quizzically at her and asks, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?”
Replies the redhead, “I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers. I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.”
The blonde, after thinking for a while, replies, “Don’t you have a vase?”
2007-09-14 15:47:10 · 10 answers · asked by »cottoncandy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-09-15 03:18:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dirty blonds have a lot more a laugh than constant blonds. Regular blonds are too dull to experience matters for what they particularly are, however soiled blonds have simply the correct quantity of intelligence and bubbley-ness to have amazingly a laugh instances. :D
2016-09-05 14:43:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg too funny, lmao thx for the laugh, have a star
2007-09-14 15:51:37 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have heard the joke before and it is still funny!
2007-09-14 15:55:47 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice!!
2007-09-14 15:56:13 · answer #5 · answered by 'ol wise oracle 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha! Good one!
2007-09-14 16:22:20 · answer #6 · answered by Nina 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
pretty funny
2007-09-14 16:17:44 · answer #7 · answered by melpatel1 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hilarous
2007-09-14 16:25:27 · answer #8 · answered by Almng78 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO. good one!
2007-09-14 16:02:24 · answer #9 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
he he.....where can i meet this girl....
2007-09-14 16:14:04 · answer #10 · answered by Ric C 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋