A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says
"Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a
few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get
a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into
the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
joint with the
koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest,
finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up
and says
2007-09-14 15:13:44 · 22 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
*"F*uuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
2007-09-14 15:15:31 · update #1
well was on a site and they said whats the best joke ever and hey this is such a cracker :)
2007-09-14 15:56:56 · update #2
That was fu**ing hysterical. My wife is 5 months pregnant and when I told her she nearly gave birth
2007-09-16 04:18:26 · answer #1 · answered by smallville 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dude that was awesome seriously I am cracking up! Man that was funny!!! Best joke I've heard in awhile. You are sooo getting a star!!
2007-09-14 23:28:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I've heard most jokes before, but not this one! Have a star.
2007-09-15 05:21:11 · answer #3 · answered by Sally 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the better ones I've heard so far. Rofl
Star 4 you
2007-09-14 22:33:32 · answer #4 · answered by CarolSandyToes1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dayumm, that's hilarious! Keep telling jokes like that and you might get yourself some cash!
2007-09-14 22:23:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it wasn't so old it would be hilarious. Star for a great effort
2007-09-14 22:57:53 · answer #6 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A star for you.
2007-09-14 22:31:43 · answer #7 · answered by Who's sarcastic? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-14 22:25:13 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent Mate,
take a star for that one
2007-09-14 22:40:03 · answer #9 · answered by Ric C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it aint yours. i saw this one like, a month ago but with a monkey
still funny though
i'll star it, yu earned it
2007-09-15 02:13:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋