I could use the vacation...
2007-09-14 15:11:33 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
If the food is decent and the geneva convention is repected, then I really have nothing to fear do I?
2007-09-16 21:42:32 · update #1
pick your nose
2007-09-14 15:18:17 · answer #1 · answered by fivelighters 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Guantanamo has some spare cells right about now.
Just take a vacation to Afghanistan and burn an American flag whilst looking gormless.
Have to warn you it gets hot at Gitmmo and the humour rating is less than zero!
2007-09-14 19:02:30 · answer #2 · answered by Christine H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look son, I was once kidnapped by the CIA because I called FBI when I found brother Osama hidding in my toilet, by the time the FBI came in Bin Laden already stole all my toilet paper and was gone, so they thought I was lying.
They put me in a prison where there were toilet papers all over the floor. The CIA cut my @$$ with a knife and put salt on my cuts!!! Fack!!!! It stung!!!!
2007-09-14 17:01:41 · answer #3 · answered by Ivan K. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call the white house, and ask to speak to George Bush, and then tell him that you know the truth about 9/11.
2007-09-14 15:35:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wear a rag top, buy a plane ticket to NY and when you get to the Airport say you have a Bemb in your bag.
Thats a one way ticket to Gitmo in Cuba
2007-09-14 15:29:13 · answer #5 · answered by K. Marx iii 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think al Qaeda is taking applications now. You could apply as a typist or something, but then you never know when they'll want you to go on a suicide mission instead.
2007-09-14 15:17:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Stop by your local Mosque and see the Al Qaeda Recruiters, fix ya right up.
2007-09-15 15:11:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Convert to Islam and attend a terrorist school. But i doubt you will enjoy the vacation unless pain is something you like.
2007-09-14 15:23:53 · answer #8 · answered by smsmith500 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Go to a country that supports terrorism, join the jihad and fight Americans. If you survive that then you might be taken into CIA custody and brought in to be interrogated, or the'll just kill you.
2007-09-14 16:59:57 · answer #9 · answered by badbender001 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Check in your copy of "Terrorist International Magazine" they might have a rip out mail in card that you can fill out to join Al Qadia.
Once they send you your membership card go to an airport and wave it about....
That should do it.
g-day!
2007-09-14 16:09:18 · answer #10 · answered by Kekionga 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try making threats against the President, or say you will go on-line and reveal who killed JFK / what happened in Roswell or say you know where Osama is.
That'll soon get you locked up.
2007-09-15 08:32:33 · answer #11 · answered by David 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋