Most Atheists have the sense of humour of a fundy. Should I become a Witch now? or maybe a Pagan?

Question

because, when you're smilin', and keep on smilin' the whole world is smilin' with you--louis prima

Answer 1

I thought you already were....

Answer 2

Only if you think these are funny (self-test):

What do you say to an angry witch?
Ribbit.

What happens when a ceremonial magician gets mad?
He goes qaballistic.

Why did the blonde witch have a lasso?
She wanted to draw down the moon.

How do you know when a blonde witch has closed the circle?
There's white-out on the floor.

What do you call thirteen witches in a hot tub?
A self-cleaning coven.

What's the best thing about having pagan friends?
They worship the ground you walk on...

Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

What is a witch's favorite snack?
Pan pizza.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Universalist-Unitarian?
Someone who knocks on your door for no particular reason.

Answer 3

Hey there... maybe its just the atheists your talking too i have found them to be very intellegent which can sometimes lead to a diffrent style of humor and they can deffintly be "fundy" about there ways, even to the point id say prothelisying. BUT... I take my religon and the magick I do with it very seriously and I made the choice to walk down the gauntlet of life as a pagan and a witch 14 years ago and I firmly belive that you should not just become a pagan,(( esspecially if you were concidering being a atheist,- who do not belive in a higher power at all)) If you feel there are Gods, and such out there then google them and find the ones that make you feel the best. That could be anything, buddah, muhammad, Abraham, Jesus, or , my personal favorite, Seckhmet. Although your really dont have to chose at all you know. Totaly let it go and just BE... Do you get me? that is one good thing about being a pagan, I worship who ever the hell I want, good, bad, ugly, it reflects who I am. Sure there comes a point when you find your self affiliated to a certin god or goddess, go with it. Make religon your own. good luck
~wyld

Answer 4

I think Witches are considered pagans by Christians. I am Wiccan and that is pagan as well and Im proud of it, I USED to be atheist when i was very young but as I educated myself more and more i became more agnostic than atheist and now as an adult I have decided that I beleive more in what the Wiccans believe in though i am not a devote follower i just think they are the closest to the truth in my eyes.

I do not think ones faith has much to do with their sense of humor. So no atheists are no less funny or more funny than any other faith. Each have their great comics and duds. It is the individual that makes one Fundy not their religion.

Answer 5

Ha! I have the best sense of humor anywhere! Quick -- tell me a joke. I'll even laugh at knock-knock jokes. My six-year-old tells the best ones.

Hey -- Louis Prima was the voice of the Ape King in Disney's version of the Jungle Book. Doesn't that prove evolution?

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Answer 6

Maybe you are a witch or a pagan and haven't accepted it yet. Do you want to go to witch church every Friday the 13th?

Answer 7

Cool. Let's go over and visit Witchapoo and Puf'n'stuff Hon.

Answer 8

wiccan or pagan is the same it is the worship of nature so if that is what you choose more power to ya.... love the Cure by the way

Answer 9

I am finding more and more that not very many people in R&S have a sense of humor, anymore.

Answer 10

hahaha Reminds of one of the old musical movies. Love those silly things.

Answer 11

Dear whatever your name is now,

You would have a hell of a sense of humor if you were Amish!