Ok this joke was on the simpsons and its really funny so here it goes.
One day a man comes across a genie lamp and picks it up and a genie pops out. the genie says that he can grant the man 3 wishes but there is a catch, anything he wishes for his wife will get double.
the man asks the genie for a new car
the genie says ok but your wife gets two
the man says ok and asks for a new house.
the genie says ok but your wife gets two
the man says ok then beat me half to death.
2007-09-14 14:18:43 · 7 answers · asked by JoshZman 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Though it is morbid I loved it.
2 similar ones.
A man is walking with his wife and finds a genie bottle, he tells Genie he wants to be with a woman half his age, so the Genie makes him 80.
3 boys find a genie, the genie tells them they have to jump off a small hill and scream what they want to be and they will be it. The first one jumps and yells, a millionaire, and when he lands he is one.
The second one jumps and yells a successful and famous Model and when he lands he is one.
The third one runs to jump, steps in something, jumps and screams "Yuk Dog Poop"
2007-09-14 14:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by Ish Var Lan Salinger 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tacky but funny!
2007-09-14 21:41:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-15 02:52:36 · answer #3 · answered by iamkillerqueen09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats an old one
2007-09-14 21:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-09-15 08:25:14 · answer #5 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
i get it!
2007-09-14 21:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by ♥thtsjstdcky♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehh....not so good
2007-09-14 22:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by A H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋